Game 1: only 9 people start the game
Game 2: 10 people connect, mid lane feeds, quits after 5 minutes
Game 3: 4 vs 3
Game 4: 10 players (!!!), game is paused by someone for quite a bit of time, he comes back and proceeds to leave
Game 5: 4 vs 3
Dota 2 is a wonderful game, but I personally enjoy the company of 9 reliable bots on hard+ difficulty more than the HOPE of actually completing a 5 vs 5 match against real people.